good effort
it seemed like the author of the dialog just used a thesaurus but didn't really know the actual meaning of any of the words which lead to a lot of nonsensical sentences to people who do know what those words mean. Along side of comments like "gripped me like a thigh master", which I assume was an attempt to be funny, just sounds like the author was trying to appeal to different audiences and failed at both.
The story constant wandering without any point just bored me and lead to me just skimming threw the pages.
I'm all for absurdism and the fantastic. However, even absurd things like Alice in Wonderland had concise movement, flow, thought process, etc. etc. This just seemed like someone was just writing down literally anything and assuming the idiot reader would watch it anyway because its there to be watched.